badgefor.me

AI‑powered attendance. Zero‑powered commuting.

BadgeFor.Me uses cutting‑edge artificial intelligence to simulate your workplace presence with unprecedented accuracy, efficiency, and disregard for practicality.

Our proprietary PresenceGPT™ model analyzes millions of data points — including badge logs, weather patterns, and your manager's mood — to determine the perfect moment to scan your badge.

Because why should you go to the office when an algorithm can pretend you did?

How It Works

You stay home.

Our AI models confirm this is the optimal choice 99.7% of the time.

We pick up your badge.

BadgeScanAI™ authenticates your badge using a neural network trained on 14 images.

We drive to your office.

CommuteAvoidanceML™ ensures you never have to.

We scan your badge.

GeoFaux™ triangulates your "presence" with sub‑par accuracy.

Your employer's dashboard updates.

The Dashboard Optimizer™ ensures everything looks delightfully green.